I looked up 50 shades of grey quotes and

"Why is anyone the way they are? That's kind of hard to answer. Why do some people like cheese and other people hate it? Do you like cheese?"

"I want you to become well acquainted, on first name terms if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body. I'm very attached to this."

"I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?"

"I'm losing all sense of self, every atom of my being concentrating hard on that small, potent powerhouse at the apex of my thighs."

"Poor, fucked up, kinky, philanthropic Christian."

"Miss Steele, you are not just a pretty face. You've had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me."

"My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves." "My inner goddess sits in the lotus position looking serene except for the sly, self-congratulatory smile on her face." "My inner goddess jumps up and down with cheer-leading pom-poms shouting yes at me." "My inner goddess looks like someone snatched her ice cream."

How fucking high this woman is oh my god